This is a BIG DEAL for me, because this is the first year I'm dressing up since MIDDLE SCHOOL. I generally HATE halloween. I hate skanks. And that's what Halloween is. Skanks parading around in very little clothing.
But this year is different. Some of my nearest and dearest gays are dressing up as Miss America contestants, and I was invited to join.
The text of the original e-mail:
I just couldn't turn this down. 7 gay guys and me, in gowns. With sashes and tiaras. Should be hilarious. And if I'm not the best looking beauty queen, I'm going to off myself. (seriously). And of course, I am going as Miss Texas 2010.
Brad, the ringleader, is taking his costume pretty seriously. And by pretty seriously I mean I don't even want to discuss the amount of time and money he has put in to it. (one of the advantages of this costume for me - I just had to buy a tiara and a sash. I already have makeup, long hair, shoes, etc. The guys are having to buy alllll this stuff). I will be purchasing a bumpit though. I MUST have Big Texas Hair!
This morning Brad and I were discussing undergarments. Because every beauty queen (Miss Ohio in Brad's case), needs proper slimming gear to look her best.
I'm sharing the gchat with you (hope my dear friend Miss Ohio doesn't mind!)
I can't WAIT to show you guys pictures!!!